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7月17日 What she must think of our country"You can eat dinner at my house, because we eat that now"
"Weird... when did that start happening?"
"When we got our exchange student"
"Weird - so that was around the same time your mum started having stripper parties"
"Pretty much..." 7月16日 Learning about the Law"Are all security guards bald - do they make you take an oath and shave your head to become one?"
"These guys don't actually have any power, they are just like regular guys on the street wearing black jackets and employed by night clubs. Right now, they have the same rights as you and I. I work for the government and we are sworn in, and have the power to make arrests on government property, and take people to the police station to have them charged. We even have to say an oath."
"Seriously - does it go 'I swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth - SecurityGuard'?"
"No" Did you know you're supposed to change them?So on Thursday afternoon, I dropped my brother, Neil, and one of their mates at the airport to go and visit Mat, Linda & Steve in Mackay for Linda's 50th. Let it be known now that Neil, Mat and Chris are my car gurus. If anything goes wrong, I call them and they fix it, or they tell me 'she'll be right - you do need to have water in your engine' type things.
Of course, friday morning comes around, and I completely do a ditzy blonde thing, and run up the square curb outside my house, the curb which i drive down every single day since i have had my licence, and punctured a gash in my front right tyre. Unfortunately, my abilities as a mechanic are what I would call 'limited' (others would call it useless, but I know what a socket set is), and I have never popped a tyre before, thus negating the need to actually know how to change one. I learn about car problems after they happen.
The hole was only really superficail - it didnt go all the way through, and I checked it at the servo and it was all good, but I didn't want to risk driving on it if i could help it. Luckily I had Frank with me, who knew how to a tyre, considering when he had the eunos he had to change a tyre at least once a week... my spare tyre is awesome and brand new, and i have needed new tyres for... the past six months, but have kept putting it off because i really needed all four, and i also wanted $400 - same reason i never ended up buying an ipod. So I drove to dad's and it was sweet when we got there.
I rang my 'friends' at Mazda Wreckers, who I know think I am probably the dumbest person to have ever stepped foot inside a wreckers, and I got 4 matching tyres with 90% tread fitted on my car, and the old ones chucked out for $160 - I was fully stoked!
7月4日 Now with more crazyI saw the movie 'cars' tonight - it's so adorable! We went with Neil and everyone, and sat waaaay up the front of the cinema - BUT - the best part is - it only cost $6.50- $13 for frank and I... This is quickly becoming a blog of how cheap i have become, but i couldn't believe it - it costs more than twice that at Garden City on a normal day. God, cartoons have changed so much since i remember watching them when i was younger - and the whole cinema was full of people my age and older - there was barely any kids in the cinema! I thought it was pretty funny, but i have a really easy sense of humour and it doesn't take much for me to laugh. My favourite little car was 'Mater' He was just so adorable!
AND - I got a special present from frank tonight - a combination of my birthday and christmas presents from while he was overseas - and to make up for the fact that he didn't bring back a giant bottle of tequila duty free because his luggage already weighed too much - Elizabeth Taylor white diamonds, with a watch. Which i am stoked about because it's my new favourite perfume in the world! :)
It's just a shame that while i was gone, mum got a fresh batch of crazy, and took out my lightbulbs and hid them - i am seriously not fucking with you... It is possible that i left my light to my bedroom on while i went out... but i don't honestly remember - still - WHO DOES THAT?! She TOOK MY LIGHTBULBS - Out of my lamp and out of my actual bedroom light - and then she screwed the light shade back on - which you need a screwdriver to do... premeditated CRAZYNESS... She's not talking to me either, which is fine with me because it means I don't need to be screeched at... She has also written up on the notice board that the cat is being executed on the 10th of July, because she's sick of it, (it's my cat) - also in my opinion - CRAZY but maybe i'm just overreacting
I don't think so though...
She took my fucking lightbulbs?!!?!? |
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