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Bubblezworld!"I love lamp!" 4月30日 Maybe I'm a Desperate Believer...... cept I drank so much I had a lot of trouble walking in a straight line...
Friday night, i went with Nay to the silverchair concert. Ever since I've known renee, I've known of her undying love for Daniel Johns -that has been marinating for over a decade. I don't share the love for Daniel Johns, but I really really do like the new silverchair song, and I thought that the concert was really good. We were soooo close to the stage - like in the 2nd row of people... if i had go-go gadget arms, I fully would have been able to touch them.
I'd never been to the Tivoli before either, but it was really cool - kind of like an old fashioned theatre, that only fit a couple of thousand people maximum... no wonder it was sold out. Plus, I have a 'thing' with hygiene - in that, I like to be able to use a bathroom where I am unlikely to catch any form of 'Social' diseases, and i have to compliment the Tivoil on its high-class bathroom facilities- they are probably the coolest i've seen in ages -kinda like an old-school powder room... aaand, i've almost spent more time talking about the bathrooms than silverchair sooo.... I guess I better clairfy...
I've been listening to Nova for most of today, where they were talking about how Daniel Johns was completely off his face throughout the entire concert, necking Jim Beam from the bottle, and I have to say - I was at the concert, and he was fully NOT the most drunk person there... 85% of the people there were pissed. He was holding it a hell of a lot better than I was! If I could drink extensively, THEN get onstage in front of several thousand people, hold my shit together, and perform an awesome concert, then maybe MAYBE I could judge... He's a ROCKSTAR for christ's sake, and it was the first night of their tour. I don't know any rock stars, but I met my fair share of musicians, and they all get hammered at their gigs. I guess if you were a musician, booze would be like coffee at work... I drink coffee every day I work...
dammit... I so have the wrong job...!...
The concert was awesome though, I'm so glad I went... I had a great night - Nay and I don't go out much together anymore... but I went to get drinks and walked back just as she was making a new friend - she said to her (all in one breath mind you) "My name is Renee - is this your boyfriend? I cant believe he is here with you tonight... that's very supportive... my boyfriend said that he would rather take it in the ass than be here tonight..." and the girl said "...hi?... 4月11日 My new awesome quotes"Is hepatitis C cureable - like if you get it can you ever get rid of it?"
"Yeah, i think so, but you have to get sars"
"..."
"You know - SARS"
"MUTE! From now on the mute button for you bitches will be my elbow"
Person 1: "I want to know - TELL ME - Everyone else knows but me - im so excluded right now... why can't you tell me?!"
Person 2: "Because it's embarrasing"
Person 1: "Of all the embarrasing things i know about you - how the hell is this one worse?! What's the big deal?!"
Person 2: "You don't want to know - TRUST ME"
Person 1: "I do!"
Person 3: "Trust me - you don't... I do, and I wish I didn't"
Person 1: "EVERYONE knows but me!"
Person 2: "Ok, I guess... this is so embarrasing..."
Person 3: "I kept my end of the bargain - I didn't tell her! You still better keep your end of the deal, where you promised me that for as long as I didnt tell her, you would straighten my hair for one day every week until the end of time... if you tell her that still better stand!"
Person # 1 Proceeds to tell the 'embarassing' story... which honestly - so not that bad (waay worse things have happened)
Person 1: "Is that IT - THATS the big embarrasing secret - that's NOTHING"
Person 2: "It was embarrasing"
Person 1: "Yeah, kinda, but not really a HUGE DEAL"
Person 3: "YOU DON'T KNOW - You weren't THERE I wish I DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't judge unless you know!!"
Person 1: "I'm honestly disappointed, I'd of thought of waay more embarrasing things that could have happened"
Person 2: "Like what?"
Person 1: "Like something involving a pirate hat?!"
3月20日 Unlucky I guess...Said to me this morning:
"Whatever you do, don't leave ANYTHING near the rats cage"
... then i was shown the hole that they gnawed in Frank's shorts...
UNLUCKY I GUESS!
YESSSSSSSS!
Me 10, Stinky Horrible Rats 0!
3月16日 What do you want?Yesterday, Chickie sent me one of those messages that said:
"If you could steal anything from me, what would it be"
I had to think about it for aaagges before i thought of something... and not because she doesnt have anything i want :)... because it's kinda a difficult thing to answer. Or i thought it was, anyway.
I ended up replying to her something along the lines of 'your don't give a fuck attitude' because i really admire the assertiveness that she seems to have - and if she doesn't think she is assertive, she hides it reeally well. Because i am the biggest pushover that has ever lived. A feather could bully me, and i would probably end up apologising to it because i spoke to harshly to it...
I was actually really interested to see what my other friends wanted of mine, and it was a really good thing to do because i had been feeling like crap lately, and it's always good to know what people think are your 'strong points' or what they admire about you, and want for themselves.
So far i have these:
'Your car'
'The eyeshadow you wore to my birthday'
'Your boobs!'
'Ya Mum'
'Your eyes'
'Your computer skills'
'Your hair straightener'
'Your concience'
Which is really cool, because i don't particularly think that any of these things are specifically awesome, but if other people think they are, then maybe that's a good thing! I really reccommend doing this to anyone if you feel like crap - now i kinda feel like i have something going for me! :)
2月21日 Lookout world!I had my licence renewed today, and YAY! My picture isn't too bad! ALSO- I HAVE MY OPEN LICENCE NOW! YAY!
 2月16日 On being a movie reviewerOr not a reviewer... on sharing the movies i have seen lately... which is many. Most of which have been absolutely hilarious. And rather than 'review' these movies, i am just going to spoil the funniest parts for you all. Enjoy!
Probably one of the funniest movies ever invented. I didnt see the first one, but apparently its all black and white - and im not really repping the old-school situation as far as colour goes. It has jay and silent bob in it, but is a zillion times better than their movie, which kinda blows. When i first watched this movie with nay, it was a bit 'much' for my fragile little mind. It kinda reminded me of this one time... at katies... (or bandcamp...!) when all the girls were somewhere, and ALL the boys were there - im talking like twelve of them... and me... and it was like they were talking and talking about things tha were just too off-the-hizzley gross for me to comprehend. But then, when i saw this movie the second... and third... and fourth times, i just thought it was AWESOME.
The Best Bits...
"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah...I'd be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form...and fuck it. And people'd be like..."There he goes; homeboy fucked a Martian once." JAY "Let me tell you something; if Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away RANDALL TALLADAGEA NIGHTS
I can't spell it, but this movie is also awesome. Ever since Anchorman (see below), I have just cracked up at almost everything that comes out of Wil Ferrel's mouth. I think my whole sense of humour has changed lately, and become more sarcastic... or maybe just because things don't go over my head as much as they used to i get the funny more... not sure. Either way, when they are sitting at their table talking to baby jesus in the beginning, i just about peed myself laughing so hard. I laugh at EVERYTHING, but for some reason i found that so unbelieveably funny.
ANCHORMAN
All I can say is 'I LOVE LAMP!' I LOVE this movie. Everything.
"You're so wise, like a miniture buddha... covered in hair"
"You know i don't speak spanish"
"I'm in a giant glass case of emotion"
"Sex panther, 65% of the time, it works ALL the time"
EPIC MOVIE
We saw this on Tuesday night. It was funny. kinda. It was just long enough to be alright, but if it had gone on for any longer I probably would have wanted to claw my own eyes out. In a when-will-it-end way. There were a few funny in-jokes where the 'snow bitch' or whatever she is called (who is that lady who plays stifler's mom in american pie) goes 'stifler's mom...' and then because he is Kumar in Harold an Kumar goes to white castle, he gets taken to 'White Castle' and is all 'ive been here before. It also has a part where the dude out of the DaVinci code who always hurts himself, and speaks french kills some gay beaver-loving (so not making this up) half-man, half-goat, and says in french (with english subtitles) "Im rick james, bitch"
Considering in the last couple of weeks, i have heard excessively about the 'Dave Chapelle' show, and that is one of the skits for it.
Now i am going to go to the movies for myself for the first time ever... ALL BY MYYYYSELLLF!
2月13日 Awesome Valentines Gift IdeasGod, Amazon thinks of EVERYTHING! THIS Had me cracking up for AAAAges! I'm so disappointed I didn't find it sooner...
My favourites :
...ooh, and I have found the perfect Christmas present for Frank and Kirstey thanks to this... Guess what they are getting for Christmas?! Did I mention they are actually planning on PAYING for rats? Like to have as pets... Oh my grossness!
2月8日 Random Bunches of RandomnessOh my gosh- I had the weirdest dream last night, and i remember it... kinda...
There was a whole entire bunch of people that i know, like the girls, and matt and will, and mat (not neil because he is dead to me), and just a lot of other people i know, and we were all sitting around... somewhere... not sure where exactly, and matt asked me if i knew how to cook lobster and could i teach him... Then in the dream, everyone left me alone to cook like six lobsters, only when i put them in this pot of water, rather than being lobsters, they were all really small roast chickens, and when i put them in the water, they puffed up underneath their skin.
RANDOM AS...
Side Note: For starters I am allergic to shellfish, and would never in my life DREAM of actually touching a lobster, nor do i know how to cook one. Although, i guess that's not as weird as the whole small puffy chicken thing....
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The weirdest thing happened to me tonight too! I got my nails done, and picked KT up from work, waited for her to get changed and went up to garden city to meet KrisTin and my Brother. There wasn't enough room for KT to go back to near where she lives with Jen, so i ended up taking her home back to near where i used to live. Since we all know that i live in Carindale, and as i keep saying 'carindale is far' i knew it would take a while, to drive there i decided to get fuel on the way back to drop her off, since i made it my vow to never run out of fuel again i stopped at the shell servo to fill up, and I was stoked about it because my Grandma always posts me fuel vouchers, and she had one that was 10cents a litre off! Which meant that today, if i used it my fuel would only cost 94 cents a litre!
<I swore when i was a kid and my grandparents used to always talk about petrol prices that that would be something i would NEVER do, and when i did that i would be old. I am OLD! I dont think i can go a week without making a complaint related to fuel>
... anyway, when i gave her the voucher it wouldn't scan, so she put it in manually, and said 'that will be $35.10'. Now, i'm no mathamatical genius, but i know that the amount that my fuel was ($54.60) less 10 cents/litre when i was paying $1.04ish per litre, seemed a bit extreme. The lady didnt seem to notice, and I signed the little bit of paper and when i went back to the car, I realised that she had discounted my fuel by .40 cents a litre. AWESOMEST DAY EVER! 2月3日 A fireman or an electrician... or somethingSo last night I went out with Nay, initially to see Eddie. It turned out his car broke down on the way to his gig and he had to cancel, but we went out anyway, to some tavern at Varsity Lakes (?). Her friends from school, Missy and Holly were there, as well as a couple of mates she works with. I had forgotten how completely hilarious Missy is – the last time I saw her was her hen’s night, which was about 18 months ago. She has in the past, and last night said some of the funniest things that I have ever heard, and last night I was laughing so hard that I was crying when she said these things: “Ohmygod, her boyfriend is so hot! He’s like a fireman… or an electrician… or something like that” “Did you watch the rich list, because there is a guy on that show that sorta looks like a gecko but not… and I was watching it and Jarrod was doing the dishes, and I said to him ‘babe- that guy looks like an animal that hasn’t been invented yet’ and I didn’t hear him laughing so I said ‘babe? Why aren’t you laughing’ and he was all ‘because it’s not funny’ and I was all ‘but Renee always laughs’ and he was all ‘as if God would just go, oh- that’s right, I forgot to invent an animal, boof’…” <takes a breath> “he so doesn’t get it” (We were talking about how Holly and her husband, who live in America went to New York at Christmas time and she saw Steve Martin) “Oh, I love the movie of his that’s on tonight… but I can’t think of what it’s called… it’s where… his daughter’s getting married… what’s it called?” “Father of the bride?” We also went and ate at the casino, but there were no crusty dudes there this time… I think I’m going to go and crash now… or at least go lie on the couch and watch ‘you, me and dupree’ ugh… Owen Wilson always reminds me of Chris… 2月2日 ChChChchaaanges!Sooo, like everything else i've ever started, this has gone on the backburner a bit lately, and I don't think i have even really written anything since... November... eek! but - i have resolved to try and get back into the whole writing thing, because i love going back and reading all the crazy things i have done and forgotten about!
Before i go back into full swing, ill give y'all little background info re: what's been happening in the past three months. (in no particular order)
That's all i can think of for now, but be prepared for some good stories this year... |
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